Group :
Adam Najmi K.
Annisa Julia S.
Kindyz Zulva
Kevin Lee
M. Akbar Kurniawan
Reyhan Widya Rahman
Salma Afifah
Tiara Shaniaputri
Dialogue
Tiara : “Hi, Kevin, I’m sorry to make you wait that long.”
Kevin lee: “Yeah, it’s okay. I didn’t wait that long, just…
2 hours.”
Tiara : “ Ohh, is my make up too much?”
Kevin lee: “No, not that much. I once hang out with a girl
with worse make up than that! I have only hung out with her twice… I got TBC.”
Tiara : “TBC?”
Kevin lee: “Yes, the doctor said that I had powders in my
lung.”
Kevin lee: “The weekend, I want to take Tiara, my new girl
friend, to candlelight dinner. I have looked for that right place everywhere,
and I finally got it! a romantic, cool, with delicious food, and the most
important 75% discount!”
Kevin lee: “ I have made the reservation on the restaurant,
if we go now, exactly one hour from now, we will arrive.”
Tiara : “ehh, wait.. wait.. wait… Actually there’s something
that I want to say. This is my mother.”
Salma: “Good evening, young fella!”
Kevin lee: “Oh, yes mam! Why there’s your father?”
Tiara : “My mother needs a lift to the pharmacy nearby, Can she?”
Kevin lee: “ Of course!”
Salma: “Let’s go now”
Kindys : “Akbar? Why do you come so early? I have just
finished my dinner!
Akbar : “Thers’s chocolate on your lips.”
Kindys : “Ohh, oops, I forgot.”
Akbar : “To night, I want to take my girl friend, Kindys, to
watch stand up comedy. I’ve researched, if we can make a girl laugh, we can win
her heart. I’m sure, the stand up comedian we’re about to watch to night, will
make her laugh.”
Kindys : “ Why do you pick me up so early?”
Akbar : “It’s okay, if we leave earlier, we can get a better
seat to watch!”
Kindys : “What are we going to wacth anyway? Stand komedo?
Komdo? Ooh, we’ll watch komodo in Taman Safari? So we’ll have a safari night?”
Akbar : “Nope, nope, we’re gonna watch this, Stand up
comedy! So it’s like Lawak, but different, the person is alone on stage,
talking by himself.”
Kindys : “Huh? He’s crazy?”
Akbar : “Ergh, you’ll see it later!”
Kindys : “ Ohh, standup comedy is like OVJ, isn’t it?
Akbar : “No, no.”
Kindys :”Like a speech?”
Akbar : “No..”
Kindys :”Oh! The one where they wrestle on stage, right?”
Reyhan : “Evening, sir.”
Annisa : “Evening, sir.”
Adam : “Evening.”
Reyhan : “Tonight, I want to celebrate the 40th
days I know Maemunah. The maid from next door. The plan is I want to take her
strolling around in a taxi! This morning I told Mas Akbar about my plan, Mas Akbar
gave me 500 thousands! That means I wont have my salary until next month!”
Adam :”So, where are you going?”
Reyhan :”Here, sir we plan on going to the Kota Tua, want to
see Fatahilah building, want to ride a camel.”
Annisa : “Onthel, mas. That’s a bicycle, not an animal.”
Reyhan : “Oh yes, onthel bike!”
Adam : “Wow, that’s so cool! Okay, lets go! Which way
though?”
Reyhan : “I don’t know”
Annisa : “I don’t know”
Adam :” I don’t know, either.”
Kindys : “Stand up comedy is the one like circus?
Akbar : “No..”
Kindys :”Oh, I know! Stand up comedy is the one on TV all
night and people laugh at it?”
Akbar : “Yeah, that’s it. Right!”
Kindys : ”Kick Andy! That is Kick Andy! Hahaha”
Akbar : “No..”
(phone rings)
Akbar : “Yes, what’s up Mas Anca?”
Reyhan : “umm, we’re about to go to Kota Tua, but we don’t
know the way, the adam driver also doesn’t know.”
Akbar : “From our home, Mas Anca should go through TB
Simatupang, then to Sudirman, just go straight, then near the end there’s
Monas, and it’s close from there, Okay?”
Reyhan : “okay.”
Akbar : “You’s disturbing me.”
Reyhan : “He said, we have to go through Simatupang, the
Sudirman, the we see Monas.”
Adam :”Oh okay, lets go! Which way to go to Simatupang?”
Reyhan : “I don’t know”
Annisa : “I don’t know”
Adam :” I don’t know, either.”
Salma: “Why were you not talking at all?”
Kevin lee: “It’s okay sir.”
Salma: “it’s unesay, because im here? Just relax. Im hip,
you know!”
Kevin lee: “really,sir?”
Salma:”really! Yesterday, I tried using skinny jeans.”
Tiara :”Dad, you’re too cheesy!”
Kevin lee:”Really, sir?”
Salma: “Yes, to be hip!”
Kevin lee: “Good then sir.”
Salma: “ it’s now comfortable.”
Kindys : “Stand up comedy is magic, right?”
Akbar :”No..”
Kindys :”Ergh, what it is?”
Akbar : “Okay, here, let me give you an example. Stand up
comedy is comedy, but talking about daily life! So it’s not bland jokes like
riddle, like what kind of “riding” is like being chased by egg? Riding
rickshaw, becaue we got chased by the egg of driver!”
Kindys :”Hahaha, that is very funny!”
Akbar :”You think that’s funny?”
Kindys :”Yes! It is very funny!”
Akbar :”this is how you laugh?”
Kindys :”So, tonight
wil be better that that? Will be funnier? Hahaha!”
Akbar :”it will. It
will be funnier.”
Akbar :”I never thought, her laugh is like a possessed pig.
I cant imagine taking her to a stand up comedy show.”
Adam : “Luckily, somebody sold a map! Wait a minute, Kota
Tua, right? I think I know the place”
Annisa : “Mas Anca, could it be he got us lost on purpose?”
Reyhan : “No way, the driver looks kind. Sir, do you get us
lost on purpose, for bigger pay?”
Adam :”Of course not.”
Reyhan : “See? He’s not”
Salma: “I’m sorry for the long waiting. My hermoholf
medication ran out! So I have to buy it first.”
Kevin lee: “it’s okay, mam.”
Salma:”Where are we going now?”
Kevin lee:”After this, we want to go to the reataurant,
actually. “
Salma:”Can I join you?”
Kevin lee : “Emm..”
Salma: “Yeah, I’ll join okay? How can I’m not join you? Can
you see me starving? No, right? Okay?
Akbar : “Ergh, let’s go home instead, okay?”
Kindys : “What’s up?”
Akbar : “I just got the news, the place that we’ll watch
stand up comedy tonight, caught fire!
Kindys : “Really?”
Akbar : “Yes, umm.. it says here there was a vigilante
community, the had a meeting! Then, they rioted! Ergh”
Kindys : “Really?”
Akbar : “Yeah. Argh! Crazy, ergh! They also having an
earthquake”
Kindys : “Really? How
can we not feel it?”
Akbar : “Yes, the radius is just 2 meters, the epicentrum is
there!”
Kindys : “Ahh, it’s okay, lets go there anyway! I think it’s
just your friend playing. Then when we arrive home, your friend suddenly calls,
and then he says “Sorry Ya, I lied to you. We had fun here! The stand up comedy
is blast!” Then you’ll answer with your sour face! Hahaha. Yes, that face, Bar!
Really so dumb! Hahaha. It’s okay, Bar. Let’s go anway.”
Reyhan : “Mr. driver where are we?”
Annisa : “Yes, sir. Why does it seem so dodgy around here?”
Adam : “it’s correct right? You want to go to Kota, right?”
Reyhan : “To Kota Tua, sir! Not kota.. “
Adam :”Ohh, they are
different?”
Reyhan : “Yes, of course! It looks like a place where crimes
often happenes”
Annisa : “Yes! Could it be here is… thugs of headquarter.”
Adam : “Ohh, how could?”
Tiara (thugs) : “Damn, you! You will not kill me! My family
will take a revenge on you all! Don’t get any closer! Don’t get any closer!!
Kindys : “(laughers) wow, so that means, we will laugh all
the way to night! Don’t we, Bar? So awesome! Bar, that’s a red light, why did
you go through? Er.. Akbar! We got tailed by the cops! Argh.. I’m still on my
probation! If we got cought, I can get back in jail! Argh, I don’t want to get
back to jail! It wasn’t good! Ahh, akbar!”
Akbar : “I prefer police station, rather than listening to
that horrible laughter voice all night!”
Salma: “Loh? What’s up there?”
Kevin lee : “Ergh, I think there is a raid check. They told
us to pull over.”
Salma:”Do you want to see me play the cops?”
Tiara : “Mom.. don’t do strange things!”
Salma: “Ahh, to make it thrilling! So that’ll make Kevin happy.”
Reyhan (Police) :”Good evening.”
Kevin lee :”good.. good evening, sir.”
Reyhan (Police) : “License and registration, please.”
Kevin lee :”Here.”
(Salma playing with the medicine)
Reyhan (Police) :”What medicine is that, mam?”
salma: “What do you think?”
Reyhan (Police) : “Sir, what medicine is that?”
salma : “what is this, actually? Drugs, maybe?”
Reyhan (Police) : “don’t joke around about drugs. This is a
serious case, mam.”
Salma :”Funny! An angry cops! Hahaha. Mr. cops is angry. Why
so serious? Haha.”
(in police station)
kevin lee : “Tiara’s dad is still inside. I got dehydrated
from all the urine test I have to take.”
Akbar :”You still better, Vin. I got questioned by there
cops all the same time “why were you speeding all the way?””
Kevin lee : “What’s the problem, they said?”
Reyhan :”I was put in the database to be included in the
witness protection program. Me and maemunah saw a druglord got shot to death by
the cops.”
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